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Another set of strange rules from the UK prison system.

29 กรกฎาคม 2021
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Another set of strange rules from the UK prison system.

Another set of strange rules from the UK prison system. Your new resident will be arriving from TOWER later this morning. I expect you all to have memorized the brief. I want this transition to go smoothly. The other prisons housing relocated high dependency inmates have been struggling with their assignments. I expect you to do better than they have.

Another set of strange rules from the UK prison system.

Lesley should have posted the new protocols downstairs by now.

DO NOT phone me this morning, I’ll be golfing with the Lord Provost. SDC are set up, go to them with anything till I get back.

I’ll be down this afternoon to get a look at the little lady for myself.

Till then, do your jobs. I want NOMS to be kissing our arses at the next inspection.

Frank McNally

Governor

HMP [REDACTED]

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PROTOCOLS RELATING TO INMATE #000001

1) Inmate #000001 is to be held in the specially constructed cell 2 of the solitary confinement block.

All metal components are constructed of iron, and iron threads are used to strengthen the concrete of her cell. Extensive soundproofing measures have also been included in the construction of this cell.

In instances where #000001s cell requires cleaning she is to don full body restraints and be transferred directly from her cell to a specially constructed mobile iron cage.

At least 2 guards armed with portable thermic lances should be present to ensure compliance.

SDC will carry out the cleaning process.

2) #000001 requires a live diet.

One rabbit/hare is to be provided to her daily. Any captured vermin may be offered to her as a reward for compliance.