Imoved into a cheap apartment, and found a list of rules to follow.
Imoved into a cheap apartment, and found a list of rules to follow.My name is Akhlak, i am a 19 year old broke college student. Getting into college in another state would be quite a change for me. I would be miles away from my house and my parents for the first time, that too on mydl own. I would have to adapt to the “big city” lifestyle.
I started looking through web advertisements for an apartment in my college’s area. While searching, i got a pop up ad, i would never click a shady pop up ad ever, but since all the other ones were absurdly expensive, i decided to give it a shot, it read:
“Looking for an apartment ? Well you’ve come to the right place.
$40 a month, live with one roommate.
Two bedrooms Two bathrooms One store room One kitchen One Living room (Furniture included)
(Adress omitted) (Number omitted)
Call us, and book an apartment today 🙂 “
Rule 7: If you have nightmare and wake up, do not go back to sleep again, else you will not be able to escape from the nightmare, and will be trapped in it for an eternity.
Rule 8: Do not leave this apartment empty for more than a week at a time. If you do, you will die, and end up in a place worse than hell.
Rule 9: If the air fills with the smell of rotting meat, take
anything sharp (preferably a giant kitchen knife) and chop of one of your fingers, and place it in the store-room. The alternatives would be far worse.
Rule 10: If you wake up and hear a low growl, close your eyes, open the window next to your bed, and jump out, trust me when i say it would be a far more painless death. “