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Thegrass is greener on the other side.

28 กรกฎาคม 2021
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Thegrass is greener on the other side.

Thegrass is greener on the other side. I’m sure you’ve heard that proverb before. It has several interpretations that usually emphasize the insatiable desire for what others have.

Thegrass is greener on the other side.

It is a saying that should not be taken literally. Most of the time.

Occasionally, the grass on the other side looks unnaturally green. A shade of green so lurid that one has to question if the grass is green at all. Or real for that matter.

Contrary to what you may believe, it is real and should be steered clear of.. is what I would say if it was that easy. Sadly, this anomaly requires a list of rules.

Basics.

  1. When first noticed, DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH IT. Otherwise, you will inevitably meet your end in exactly 48 hours. What exactly causes your death is irrelevant and entirely random. This only applies until you have completed the first part of rule 7.
  2. Do not attempt to share photos or recordings taken of the grass with other human beings. In response, you will die in an outstanding 10 seconds.

2b. For whatever reason, using a monochrome filter to take images or recordings does not have the previously listed effect.

3. If it is raining, the grass behaves exactly as regular grass is expected to. Continue your day as you normally would. None of the rules apply during this time.

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Don’t forget to get rid of the evidence of your encounter. Including this note.

Congratulations on surviving the greener grass from the other side.